80 Super Bowl Captions That Are Perfect for Game Day

Football’s biggest night is here. And that means cheering on your favorite team, indulging in Super Bowl snacks and singing along with Kendrick Lamar and SZA at halftime. Though, if you ask us, part of the fun of the Super Bowl has to be recapping all of it for Instagram.

To help you find the perfect phrases, sayings and Taylor Swift lyrics (iykyk) to go with your photos from the night, we have the best Super Bowl Instagram captions that’ll free up your brain power for more important things – like working on your famous Buffalo chicken dip. So, after you sit down for your first plate of wings or during a commercial break, scroll through the list below to find a match for your post-game photo dump.

• It’s okay if you don’t like my team. Not everyone can have great taste.
• Fantasy football is when you think your team will win.
• Is it time for the halftime show yet?
• Looking for a wine that pairs well with pretending to know what’s going on.
• If Beyoncé’s not here, why am I?
• There’s way too much football between these commercials!
• I’ve never met a stadium I didn’t like.
• Actions speak louder than coaches.
• If only my fantasy football team could play.
• Football is the one habit I just can’t kick.
• Sorry, I can’t keep calm when football is on.
• Wake me up when Kendrick is on stage.
• There’s only a little difference between champs and chumps.
• Did they score?
• Just waiting for halftime.
• Relationship status: forever in love with football.
• We can't keep calm. It's the Super Bowl.
• Insert punt here.
• I love a man in uniform.
• Football just makes me wish I worked out.
• Super Bowl Sunday: The only time people are excited about commercials.
• "Knew he was a killer first time that I saw him." - Taylor Swift, ...Ready for It?
• "I saw the scoreboard and ran for my life." - Taylor Swift, Miss Americana & the Heartbreak Prince
• "There goes the last great American dynasty." - Taylor Swift, the last great american dynasty

• But first, we snack.
• I'm going to eat like a Super Bowl champion today.
• This beer is my number one draft pick.
• These commercials are making me hungry.
• What can I say? I’m just winging it.
• You are my MVP: most valuable pizza.
• I came for the sports, stayed for the guac.
• IDC what happens, I’m eating pizza and that makes me happy.
• Snacks >>> football.
• Does the Super Bowl come with sides?
• Why buy Super Bowl tickets when you could buy Super Bowl food?
• My game plan: Tackling one snack at a time.
• If our team loses, at least we have pie!
• Don’t worry, beer happy.
• I hate to be cheesy, but this dip is pretty grate.
• During the Super Bowl, you keep your friends close and your snacks closer.
• You're the only one I'd share my buffalo dip with.
• This halftime selfie is brought to you by Jack Daniel's and honey BBQ wings.
• If you've lost your appetite today, I think I have it.
• What a brew-tiful Sunday.
• Super Bowl Sunday is really all about the guac.
• I'm just here so I won't ... miss the food.
• Just don't fumble the snacks.
• You came for the sport. I came for the dips.

• *Insert inspirational sports movie monologue.*
• All I do is win.
• Sorry, I can't keep calm when football is on.
• "Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose." ― Friday Night Lights
• Get in loser, we're watching the Super Bowl.
• Got my game face on.
• "Live with a purpose, play with a purpose." ― Russell Wilson
• "Winners, I am convinced, imagine their dreams first. They want it with all their heart and expect it to come true. There is, I believe, no other way to live." ― Joe Montana
• Super Bowl rings don’t lie.
• "Football is a way of life." — Varsity Blues
• Touchdown!
• Remember, football is 80% mental and 40% physical.
• If anyone needs me, I’ll be watching highlights from this game until forever.
• Winning is not everything, it’s the only thing.
• Good players inspire themselves, great players inspire others.
• Get your game faces on.
• Calm before the score.
• Today’s forecast calls for a 100% chance of winning.
• "I rub it in pretty good when I win." — Tom Brady
• Some wish for it, we worked for it.
• Excuse me, while I go cheer for my team.
• The best day of the week? Game Day.
• Sundays are for football.
• Win more, stress less.
• Winners train, losers complain.
• Game time.
• We smell FEAR.
• Leave it all on the field.
• Life is simple: eat, sleep, play football!
• My house. My team.
• Losing isn't an option.
• "Long live all the mountains we moved, I had the time of my life-fighting dragons with you." - Taylor Swift, Long Live

Cameron Jenkins

Staff Writer

Cameron (she/her) is a staff writer for Good Housekeeping, where she covers everything from holidays to food. She is a graduate of Syracuse University, where she received a B.A. in magazine journalism. In her spare-time she can be found scrolling TikTok for the latest cleaning hacks and restaurant openings, binge-watching seasons of Project Runway or online shopping.